Mr. Kalmar's Complaint is largely unintelligible and bears all the hallmarks of what has come to be known as a “sovereign citizen” pleading. See generally Patten v. Lown, No. 2:20-cv-605-JLB-MRM, 2021 WL 236630 (M.D. Fla. Jan. 25, 2021) (discussing characteristics and impropriety of sovereign citizen pleadings). For example, citing various provisions of the Uniform Commercial Code, Mr. Kalmar refers to himself as a “Secured Party, ” “NON-FICTION, ” “Living flesh and blood Man standing on the ground, ” and “Sovereign, NON-CITIZEN.”