Opinion
Civil Action No. 1:12-cv-00026-UNA
01-10-2012
TYRONE JULIUS, Plaintiff, v. PNC BANK, Defendant.
MEMORANDUM OPINION
This matter is before the Court on plaintiff's application to proceed in forma pauperis and her pro se complaint. The Court will grant the application and dismiss the complaint.
Although the plaintiff manages to demand a trial without a jury and damages of $999,999,999,999.00, the complaint is completely devoid of a meaningful factual allegation. At most the complaint's purported assertions "constitute the sort of patently insubstantial claims" that deprive the Court of subject matter jurisdiction. Tooley v. Napolitano, 586 F.3d 1006, 1010 (D.C. Cir. 2009); see Best v. Kelly, 39 F.3d 328, 330 (D.C. Cir. 1994).
An Order is issued separately.
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United States District Judge