§ 1001, which governs false statements); § 1361 (governing injury to United States' property); § 1381 (governing enticement of desertion in Armed Forces); § 1501 (governing assault on a process server); § 1503 (governing influencing or injury to jurors); Gage v. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., AS, 555 Fed.Appx. 148, 151 (3d Cir. 2014) (unpublished) (no private right of action under § 1510, which governs obstruction of criminal investigations); Simmons v. Blumenfeld, No. CV 14-4806-JFW (JEM), 2015 WL 13916664, at *19 (C.D. Cal. Feb. 27, 2015), report and recommendation adopted, 2015 WL 13916600 (C.D. Cal. Apr. 16, 2015) (no private right of action under § 1511, which governs obstruction of state or local law enforcement); Kregzde v. Sarebanha, No. CV 17-1220 JVB (FFM), 2017 WL 11635443, at *5 (C.D. Cal. Nov. 29, 2017) (no private right of action under § 1512, which governs witness tampering); Bryant v. Tulare Cnty., No. 1:16-CV-1542-LJO-SKO, 2017 WL 1273735, at *3 (E.D. Cal. Feb. 17, 2017) (no private right of action under § 1513, which governs retaliation against a witness); § 1791 (governing provision of contraband in prison); § 1901 (governing officers of United States, who are concerned in the collection of revenues, and prohibits them from carrying on business in the funds or debts of the United States); Rhodes v. Robinson, No. 1:02-CV-05018-LJO, 2011 WL 6367746, at *10 (E.D. Cal. Dec. 19, 2011) (no private right of action under § 1951, which governs interference with commerce by threats or violence); Curry v. GMAC Mortg., No. CV 10-08014, 2010 WL 4553503, at *2 (C.D. Cal. Nov. 3, 2010) (no private right of action under § 2071, which governs interference with documents filed with court). The Court acknowledges that the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) creates a private right of action through 18 U.S.C. § 1964(c) for persons injured in their busin