Opinion
CAUSE NO. 1:12-CV-403
01-28-2013
:LEVI-D: MAST and :MONTE-EDWIN: MUELLER, Plaintiffs, v. JOHN M. PARRISH, J. SCOTT VANDERBECK, and JOHN DOE 1-100, Defendants.
OPINION AND ORDER
On November 13, 2012, Plaintiffs Levi D. Mast and Monte Edwin Mueller filed a pro se Complaint against Defendants John M. Parrish, Judge Scott Vanderbeck, and John Doe 1-100. (Docket # 1.) Attached to the Complaint are records from criminal proceedings brought against Mast in state court for attempted theft. (See Compl. 12-23.) It is unclear what Plaintiffs' claims are or the nature of this action because the Complaint is utterly incomprehensible and nonsensical. (See Compl. 1-11.)
The Court in the balance of this Opinion and Order is spelling the Plaintiffs' names in the usual and customary way. The Court has attempted to use their stylized spelling in the caption.
The attachments are comprehensible, but Plaintiffs have covered them with incomprehensible annotations.
Under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 8(a), a complaint must contain each of the following:
(1) a short and plain statement of the grounds for the court's jurisdiction, unless the court already has jurisdiction and the claim needs no new jurisdictional support;FED. R. CIV. P. 8(a). The second requirement is intended to provide the defendant with "fair notice" of the plaintiff's claim and its basis. Appert v. Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, Inc., 673 F.3d 609, 622 (7th Cir. 2012). Moreover, "[e]ach allegation must be simple, concise, and direct." FED. R. CIV. P. 8(d)(1). At the same time, courts must construe pro se complaints liberally and hold them to a less stringent standard than formal pleadings drafted by lawyers. Arnett v. Webster, 658 F.3d 742, 751 (7th Cir. 2011) (citations omitted).
(2) a short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief; and
(3) a demand for the relief sought, which may include relief in the alternative or different types of relief.
In the instant case, however, even when construing the pro se Complaint liberally, none of Rule 8(a)'s requirements are met. Amongst the eleven pages of single-spaced, underlined, randomly bolded, and incoherent text, the Court is completely unable to discern either the grounds for its jurisdiction, Plaintiffs' claim or claims for relief, or the relief they seek. Furthermore, its allegations are anything but "simple, concise, and direct." FED. R. CIV. P. 8(d)(1). Rather, the Complaint is unintelligible and "exhibits 'the lack of organization and basic coherence [that] renders a complaint too confusing to determine the facts that constitute the alleged wrongful conduct.'" Lawrence v. Sec'y of State, 467 F. App'x 523, 524 (7th Cir. 2012) (unpublished) (quoting Stanard v. Nygren, 658 F.3d 792, 798 (7th Cir. 2011)). As such, the Complaint also fails to provide sufficient notice to Defendants. See Davis v. Ruby Foods, Inc., 269 F.3d 818, 820 (7th Cir. 2001) (stating that an unintelligible complaint "fails to give the defendant the notice to which he is entitled").
Instead of waiting for Defendants to waste further time and resources responding to this Complaint, Plaintiffs are given up to and including February 14, 2013, to file an amended complaint that complies with the requirements of Rule 8(a). If Plaintiffs either fail to file an amended complaint or fail to file one that meets Rule 8(a)'s pleading requirements by this deadline, the Court may, sua sponte, dismiss this action without prejudice. See Stanard, 658 F.3d at 797-98 (stating that unintelligibility is a legitimate reason for rejecting a complaint); Davis, 269 F.3d at 820 (noting that "[t]he dismissal of a complaint on the ground that it is unintelligible is unexceptionable").
The Clerk is directed to send a copy of this Opinion and Order to each Plaintiff at their last known address.
SO ORDERED.
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Roger B. Cosbey,
United States Magistrate Judge